Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: ?Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain??

A Sheikh Boy is in Love with a Sheikh Girl. 1 din Larki ne kaha k Jb Mera Baap so jay ga to mai 1 sika phenku gi Tum andar aa jana, Rat ko Larki ne sika phenka Lekin Larka sika phenkne k 1 ghnte k b?d aya, Larki ne waja pochi: Wo mai sika dhond raha tha Larki:Pagal wo to Me ne dhaga bandh k phenka tha.

"SHEIKH" MEANS S: Sincere H: Hard Worker E: Energetic I: Inteligent K: King of Mind H: Honest PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH

Sheikh k ghar guest aaey. bivi ne kaha.jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao? sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya.

Ek shEikH doCtOr k pAsS Gya Or bO|A K GhAr ja Kr mAreEz Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay. Doctor:300 Rs. Sheikh:cHLAin dOctOr Shb. Ghar Puhanchay tO Docor Ne pOcha K MareEz Kahan hAi? Sheikh: MareEz Koi Nahi hAi, Taxi wALa 500 Mang Raha Tha.

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai sheikh bola lao mujhay do doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye? Bivi Ne Tanz Ye kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi...

Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon? Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah! Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar?

Taxi Wala : Sir Sorry Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu? Sheikh : Oyye Praji Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bhool Gaya Hun

Ek Dost Mazaq Me aPnAy shAiKh dOst K Paon DbanAy Lga. Paon Dba kR bO|La, Meri Ujrat..? Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye, Or Mainay Ujrat DbAi..>

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao? . . . . . Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya!!!

Shiekh ki Martay Waqt Dua: Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe, Mujhay aadat hai muskuranay ki, Aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhay yaro, Kal umeed hai market uppar anay ki.

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$ Unsigned Cheque To PM's Flood Relief Fund and Wrote. Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz, I Don't Want Any Publicity.

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa? PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe...

1 ShEiK ShOaR Ne ApNi BiVi Se KaHa Aj HuM ShAm Ka KhAnA BhAiR KhAyE Ge BiVi Ne KaHa ThEk HaI MaI AbHi TaYaR Ho Kr AtI Ho ShEiKh Ne KaHa TaYaR HoNe Ki ZoRoRoT NaHe HaI MeRa MaTlB HaI K BhAiR SeHaN MaI KhAyE Ga...